youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

maximumbuttitude:

(agitated gesturing at the piss-boy) PISS-BOY!! Bring me my jars! Yes, the piss jars! Bring me my piss, piss-boy, bring! Quickly now, the piss!

What the fuck am I reading these days. IS THIS WHAT HUMOR IS NOW?

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

cleffairie:

when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends

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anarchistlovesongs:

domme-chronicles:

strangeremains:

Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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perks-of-being-chinese:

why ya tittie out

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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