how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
(agitated gesturing at the piss-boy) PISS-BOY!! Bring me my jars! Yes, the piss jars! Bring me my piss, piss-boy, bring! Quickly now, the piss!
What the fuck am I reading these days. IS THIS WHAT HUMOR IS NOW?
when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
when kids stare at you for a long time
when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend